Break ups are messy, annoying and quite frankly a massive inconvenience - I know this because I've recently been through one. Because of this, I feel like I should share my tips on how to survive even the messiest of breakups:

What to do:
1. Cry it out

2. Eat all the pizza - it's guilt free after a break up

3. Cry some more

4. Repeat steps 1-3 a few times

5. Remember that you're a badass bitch (I'm using bitch as a gender neutral term here)

6. Whack on some glitter - eyeshadow, highlight, I don't care, just put on glitter 

7. Sing to your favourite songs very loudly

8. Repeat 5-7 a few times and now you should be good

This post is meant to be completely humorous and break ups often do really suck - if you're going through a break up, just remember things will get better and they probably didn't deserve you in the first place!


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